Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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