i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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