Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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