she was so not down for the gang bang
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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