I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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