I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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