So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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