they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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