Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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