everyone is single if you try hard enough
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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