I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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