toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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