Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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