talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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