WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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