Whod you bang
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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