You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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