ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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