i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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