sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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