You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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