I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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