He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
