this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
being pregnant is like rehab
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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