I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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