Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you inspire me to be a worse person
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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