She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
