woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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