She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
we're making bets on your personal life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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