too bad you live with your parents still
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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