Pappa wants mamma naked
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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