Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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