So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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