Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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