Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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