their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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