Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
People with herpes should wear stickers.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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