this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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