How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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