i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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