I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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