this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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