Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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