guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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