Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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