oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You have to summon your inner elephant
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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