is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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