i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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