But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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