she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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