I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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