it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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