I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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