Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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