ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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