I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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