they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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